Absentee Ballots
I got my absentee ballot yesterday and so I'm pretty pumped. I was starting to worry that I might not receive it in time.
I was surprised to discover that politicians will still send you crap telling you to vote for them no matter where you live in the world! Not only did I get my absentee ballot yesterday, but I also got a cardboard flyer letting me know which Ohio judge was aware of my address in Taiwan, and that he'd appreciate it if I put my "X next to the Z". Oh, the lameness. :) It's my first piece of junkmail in Taiwan!
I was surprised to discover that politicians will still send you crap telling you to vote for them no matter where you live in the world! Not only did I get my absentee ballot yesterday, but I also got a cardboard flyer letting me know which Ohio judge was aware of my address in Taiwan, and that he'd appreciate it if I put my "X next to the Z". Oh, the lameness. :) It's my first piece of junkmail in Taiwan!
posted by CJ at 10:49 PM
2 Comments:
(eric) If you're really lucky, you'll get a (recorded) phone call from Teresea Heinz Kerry, Hillary Clinton, or some other Big Name Voice.
My buddy Dave suggested I write a letter to both the Rs and Ds claiming to be an undecided voter. He think I could get them to do my dishes or clean the bathroom or something.... Actual *bribery* is apparantly illegal (unless you're a big company) but *chores* are not bribes!
So, write back to Judge Z and tell him you need a scooter to see justice done!
(And a cape, and you'll have to wear your underwear on the outside. But then you would have to come up with a good superhero name. Hmm.)
Good idea, Eric! A super hero on a scooter! Too bad I already wear my underwear on the outside of my clothes...It might be hard to get people to stop thinking I'm crazy and start thinking I'm going to save them from evil doers...
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