A Little Help from Your Friends...

After sending out an email detailing my burning rage against the scooter mechanic who had wronged me, a bunch of my friends sent emails of encouragement, but only one wrote a song. Now, if he doesn't mind, I will post that song for all of you:

Go Go Casszilla

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
She destroys every scooter that can be found

A scooter has caused her too much pain
Now she will mangle all of they-em

She picks up a wheel and she throws it back down
As she bashes and smashes to the center of town

Oh no, they say she's got to go
Go go Casszilla, yeah
Oh no, these scooters really blow
Go go Casszilla, yeah

[Japanese verse omitted]

Oh no, they say she's got to go
Go go Casszilla, yeah
Oh no, these scooters really blow
Go go Casszilla, yeah

Scooters break down again and again and mechanics are but the fools of men
Casszilla!

I love it! And given that I'm at least a head taller and much bigger than most women, I often feel Godzilla-esque. Thanks, Eric!