Settin' 'em up, and shootin' 'em down

So I'm doing better than I ever have in my life at getting jobs! Sadly, none of them are paying me yet.

It must be said that I've never had three consecutive job interviews land me (well, I was going to say paydirt, but it hasn't paid yet so...) some dirt of the non-paying variety. It's not that they won't earn me some cash eventually, it's just I have to build up my client base. Wow, that sounds extremely shady when I see it written down. But, lest ye worry, I'm not selling my body on the street, I'm working quite reputably as a private tutor/business English teacher.

Until I make some of the cash money, keep your fingers crossed!