The Winter Descends...
Today was the first day of stickin' snow. It snowed/hailed for a very short time a few days ago, but today was slushy, almost icy, windy and cold...and it's only just beginning. Snow is so pretty...especially if you can look at it through a window or play in it, but trudging through it on your way to work isn't nearly as cute or fun.
Luckily, after the tri-packing disaster that caused the loss of most of my winter goods, I've restocked on the winter gear front. I've got a great winter coat with big hood (it's even waterproof so that slushy rain/snow is no problem!) and a good pair of mittens (a few thinner gloves to wear underneath). I'm working on the boots/scarf/hat combo, but that should be along shortly. After Taiwan's super mild winter/high heat summer, I'm really concerned about losing digits in the -40 degree weather! I'm not sure my body can take it! We'll see, but you may want to start thinking up some nicknames for me in the event that I lose any fingers or toes to frostbite. Some personal favorites are Stubby Jones, 2 Phalange, or 7 digit Bridget.
Luckily, after the tri-packing disaster that caused the loss of most of my winter goods, I've restocked on the winter gear front. I've got a great winter coat with big hood (it's even waterproof so that slushy rain/snow is no problem!) and a good pair of mittens (a few thinner gloves to wear underneath). I'm working on the boots/scarf/hat combo, but that should be along shortly. After Taiwan's super mild winter/high heat summer, I'm really concerned about losing digits in the -40 degree weather! I'm not sure my body can take it! We'll see, but you may want to start thinking up some nicknames for me in the event that I lose any fingers or toes to frostbite. Some personal favorites are Stubby Jones, 2 Phalange, or 7 digit Bridget.
3 Comments:
Ol' nubbin fingered Jones
Stumpy McNuggets
Remember, if caught short, climbing inside the freshly slaughtered cracass of a cow or young child can act as an improvised windbreak.
-e
Ol' nubbin fingered Jones is a winner!
And I'll file that carcass nugget away along with the wisdom of my Grandpa Jones: "If your hands are cold, put them in your armpits." Sage advice.
Thanks Eoin!
My grandpaw allus said, "if your hands are REALLY cold, put them in someone elses armpits. Why waste your own body heat?"
-e
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