Toronto: Home of the Black Squirrel
Cassandra Jones, alias Sandra, is in Toronto this weekend to accomplish two missions.
No. 1: Attend a workshop on new techniques to teach/learn French involving something akin to sign langauge.
No. 2: Visit other covert agents of her underground vigilante squad Jen and Matthew, aliases unknown.
Our operatives have observed her as she moves through the city and have witnessed the following events...
8:15 am Sandra moves through Runnymeade Subway station, apparently en route to workshop. Has obtained a transfer, but is unsure how to use it. Asks attendant how to use only to be answered by look of utter disbelief at the stupidity of the asker. In a seeming huff, she answers that she'll figure it out herself, thanks him harshly and proceeds to Eastbound train.
9 am Realizes that workshop is to start at 9 and she is still en route. Seems relieved by the presence of other passengers who appear out of their element. These other passengers declare their destination and it becomes clear that it is the same as Agent Sandra's. She seems comforted by this.
2 pm With an hour left of the workshop, Agent skips out due to extreme boredom with repetition of the same 5 points. She is overheard discussing the worth of said workshop, although she seems to be excited about the general program's concepts. Spends on hour + on the subway/bus system returning to Matthew and Jen's base of operations.
3 pm-Present Appears to be holed up inside Jen and Matthew's pad. Beer has been seen entering the apartment although there is no sign of Agent Sandra. Shouts and songs such as Agent Matthew's "On Wisconsin, Aw Wisconsin, you guys suck real bad. That's the song," could be heard emminating from the apartment as the Agents appeared to be watching a college football game. The smell of vegetarian nachos wafted from the window.
It operative on duty reports that phone calls have been placed confirming tonight's event of dinner and possibly dancing. Mode of transportation has yet to be determined. More reports to follow.
No. 1: Attend a workshop on new techniques to teach/learn French involving something akin to sign langauge.
No. 2: Visit other covert agents of her underground vigilante squad Jen and Matthew, aliases unknown.
Our operatives have observed her as she moves through the city and have witnessed the following events...
8:15 am Sandra moves through Runnymeade Subway station, apparently en route to workshop. Has obtained a transfer, but is unsure how to use it. Asks attendant how to use only to be answered by look of utter disbelief at the stupidity of the asker. In a seeming huff, she answers that she'll figure it out herself, thanks him harshly and proceeds to Eastbound train.
9 am Realizes that workshop is to start at 9 and she is still en route. Seems relieved by the presence of other passengers who appear out of their element. These other passengers declare their destination and it becomes clear that it is the same as Agent Sandra's. She seems comforted by this.
2 pm With an hour left of the workshop, Agent skips out due to extreme boredom with repetition of the same 5 points. She is overheard discussing the worth of said workshop, although she seems to be excited about the general program's concepts. Spends on hour + on the subway/bus system returning to Matthew and Jen's base of operations.
3 pm-Present Appears to be holed up inside Jen and Matthew's pad. Beer has been seen entering the apartment although there is no sign of Agent Sandra. Shouts and songs such as Agent Matthew's "On Wisconsin, Aw Wisconsin, you guys suck real bad. That's the song," could be heard emminating from the apartment as the Agents appeared to be watching a college football game. The smell of vegetarian nachos wafted from the window.
It operative on duty reports that phone calls have been placed confirming tonight's event of dinner and possibly dancing. Mode of transportation has yet to be determined. More reports to follow.
posted by CJ at 2:59 PM
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