A Fun Idea

A local gas station has been advertising their coffee lately with a remarkably widespread campaign of flyers, billboards, ads in print and on TV. Apparently "Bean There, Dunked That" is supposed to entice me to drink their coffee, even though the slogan would seem to suggest it is run of the mill and not really worth trying. But, since they would like some of those sweet coffeehouse customers, I would like to give them some.

I want to find some folding chairs and a table, a table cloth, and a few friends, or possibly alone, (that actually might even be better...) go to the gas station, buy a cup of joe and then set up shop outside, soaking in the gas fumes and enjoying my faux latte leisurely. Maybe even bring a paper...

The attendant would eventually come outside to see what I was up to, stare dumbfounded for a while and I would look up, somewhat surprised someone is interrupting and say "What?" Perhaps he would have to call a supervisor...it just gets more and more fun to think about.